As cute as piglet?

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I personally don't find pig is cute, like seriously. Pig is just a pig, and not getting cuter even on the second view. Most of Muslim people don't say pigs are cute since pigs are forbidden to even touch ,nether less to eat. And it is sinful too! And, usually Muslim people don't feed the pigs - found by the road side or even at zoo. Not like other animals like cats, dogs, birds, etc, we feed them sometimes. I even feed stray dogs.

Same picture as in the facebook

As I was facebook-walking today, I had read this conversation of some teenagers, high school students in Labuan. You see, the friends had uploaded a picture of a piglet and tagged some of the friends. She was actually joking about saying the male friend is a piglet. But, he actually don't mind it at all! And he even says the piglet is cute and proud to be one. Sigh! Crazy huh? I was shock, really! And thought, "Oh, he may not a Muslim, even he has name like one!". So, I clicked his name and search for his religion. Subhanallah, he's a Muslim. Oh! 

Here are some interesting facts about pigs:

Interesting & Amazing Information on Pigs 

• Pigs do not have functional sweat glands. They use water or mud for the purpose of staying cool in hot weather.
• Pigs do not prefer to sit in mud. Infact, they prefer cleanliness much more than other animals. They use the mud only as a coolant in summers, that too out of necessity.
• Mud also provides the pigs protection against flies and parasites, apart from being used as a form of sunscreen, which protects their skin from sunburn.
• A female pig is called a sow, while the male is called boar. The baby of a pig is called piglet.
• Pigs have such a well developed sense of smell that they can easily find things underground.
• Many experts consider pigs to be more trainable than dogs or cats.
• The largest pig till date was a Poland-China hog, named ‘Big Bill’. It weighed 2,552 lbs and had a height of 5 feet and a length of 9 feet. 
• The scream of a frightened pig can measure 115 decibels, higher than the taking off noise of a jet engine (113 decibels).
• Even though pigs have four toes on each hoof, they walk on only two of the toes. This makes them look as if they are tiptoeing.
• The largest litter of piglets ever born included 37 piglets, out of which 36 were born alive and 33 survived.
• A full grown pig can drink up to 14 gallons of water a day.   

 

This is the interesting facts as listed on the internet. But, seems like they missed TWO IMPORTANT POINTS here, which are:

1. Pig, is an animal happened to be bisexual. 
2. It eats on theirs or others poops.

Since it almost the end of the world, certain people will may have opinion about how cool to be bisexual. Am I right? I am not talking anything near the 'Sexual Merdeka' thing, or even a politic issue here! NO! Just, about pigs - sow, boar and piglet.

I am not MRS. KNOWEVERYTHINGS, so I might want to have do some more studies on pigs. I'll get the fact of why pigs are not so cute and dirty!

Work a denial.

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I am currently at Sg. Besi now spending some of my semester break here with the family. Actually it was about time to update a blog since it got FREE WI-FI here! Wooohooo... but with limited excess of course! Sigh! What to be happy about, then? Well, actually I got some pretty good story to tell, most of it, with some pictures to go along with that! But, since this is not actually my laptop, I guess I just write about something without picture then. Just text.

Okay. I am actually in a denial. About the figure part? Yes, and I mean, my figure! Guess what? It has only been a week from my eight weeks semester break, yet I had gained a size! A SIZE, OKAY? And, I can really feel the arms are dancing so fiercely as I swing them slow. SWING THEM SLOW, okay?? Sigh! Oh, I am so in a denial!

By temporary live here, meaning more space for weight gain, since I got nothing else to do but eat, sleep, eat some more, and lay around play dead. What a life! Oh, and change of plan, we might heading to Johor Bahru in few days to fetch Cik Sarah, and then head back to Sg. Petani, to where I actually live. OR, we could stay at Johor for a little while and head back later. Seriously, I don't mind to rapidly travel. It is the weight I concern most! 

How on earth will I slim down, heh? Gimme some tips, will you? I had this crazy idea  to start a diet on kimchi. Yes, the Korean traditional dish! And I actually made mine few months back. It tastes like raw blended ginger+red onion+garlic, but spicier, since it mixed with curry powder. I had tried adjust my 'tekak' to swallow and luckily, I swallowed. =) Not bad, really!

Second thing on my mind is to start work out all over again. My tummy is not as tough as they used to be. You see, I had these three slices on the tummy and I am not proud of it! The tights are really bumped into one another, and so not cool. I look shorter, too! Ah, Another sigh!

So, did the denial actually work? Haha. I think it is, since I imagine myself with the three slices of tummy and bumped tights are the most sexiest thing on me. Haha. (Errrkk?) So, don't worry much! I still slim, though! Eat, eat and keep eating. Chubby girl is the trend nowadays! =)

Ye la tuh!

How to detect a girl child?

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'A girl child' - is not a girl with a child, or and out marriage girl, or a pregnant girl. It is a girl who got spoiled, pampered and high-fed. Okay, easier to say, 'manja' lar... Haha. Faham dah kan? Okay. I was browsing on the -e- for more news about girl issues, then I found this blog writing about 'a girl child'. And since I am on my revision break, then I'll re-write the story again. =)

Exciting entry isn't it? So readers, read it carefully. Are you one of the girl child?

Here are the criteria:

Girl who doesn't talk or fight much

• Girls, known as one soft creature whom are suppose to be gentle and look gentle at all points of view. This type of girl often to not fight back, even with girls. She usually be or very obedient to orders even if she disagree at some points. And, even if she fights back, she will always remember to use soft tone to the other opponents. 

Girl with blanket/shawl

• By shawl, I mean, a girl whom covered herself with shawl, not girl wears shawl. Girl wears shawl sometimes not a kind of a girl child. It is more like, trendy, daring and sometimes inpatient type of girls. But, it depends on how she rocks the look and the behaviors too, okay? The blanket or shawl often to be seen as a warm 'get away' from a trouble and uncomfortable for these girls. They just loved the way the material comforts them, as if they were being hugged by someone. That 'someone', you name it. It can be either from a friend, a special friend, family members, etc. But, the best way to spot a girl child is, when she bought it herself. Meaning, she really demands somebody to always be with her.

Girl with teddy bear or soft toy

• I do agree that, teddy bear or/and soft toy is a girl best friend. As for myself, I do have some teddy bears on my bed. =) It were from the special someone. He said, I could hug it whenever I miss him or having a hard time with my life. You see! Even a man has his thumbs up on this! Teddy bear and soft toy represent softness, loyal, well pampered and warm qualities. So, indirectly, girls will have this qualities too. 

Girl hugging something while sleeping 

• Have you ever notice how your female friend or female family members sleep? Well, a girl child just love to hug something whenever she asleep. It is a natural or spontaneous action to do whenever they are sleepy and going to sleep. Or, in a case of falling to sleep, like on a bus or in a car, where they don't have their 'sleeping buddy', note how she holds her together. It is a sign of a girl child. Gathered hands are a good alternative! Or, she could somehow accidentally hugs somebody (often to be somebody beside her) while she was asleep. =) Pretty easy to spot, right?

Girl who loves lotion and perfume

• It doesn't always have to be lotion plus perfume. Just some pretty and sweet-sensed products. Whether if it's a baby oil, it can be counts. The warmness and the sweet smell of the products can ease up the tenses inside her. You can see that this type of girl always be cool and calm, even on a toughest obstacles. The sense helps to calm! Really! It is actually related to th first criteria, 'Girl who doesn't talk or fight much'.

And, fin! =)

The criteria are not always to be exact, but the numbers of criteria that suit you help to know how spoiled you are. And trust me, boys and men will always know what kind of girl are you.

Write down this useful remainder!

- "They always prefer a girl child" -